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Info about Here's My Card Records Ref: INFO-HMCR
Digital Hardcore Distribution are pleased to welcome Here's My Card Records on board. HMCR produce the world's smallest CDRs - each of these business card size pieces of joy offer up to 5 minutes of excellent listening.



nwodtleM - The Mailman Comes at SixnwodtleM - The Mailman Comes at Six  Ref: CARDUK001

First release on the UK branch of HMCR is some childish cut up stupidity.

1. Need a Proper Title
2. I Can't Believe This Is How I Spent My Weekend
3. What Time Is It Mr. Cantsin?




Price:  £3.00

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Shitmat - Cyber Castle of the Virgin Zombie Time Bar Ref: CARDUK002

Troma inspired mashcore! If you haven't heard of Troma or Shitmat it is quite possible that you need a wake up call.

1. Super Intelligent Monster Transvestites Invading Your Personal Space
2. Death To The Killer Condoms.wav
3. 17 Year Old Mutant Postitute Finds Love On Dinosaur Island




Price:  £3.00

Shitmat - Cyber Castle of the Virgin Zombie Time Bar

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Ladyscraper - Fuck OffLadyscraper - Fuck Off  Ref: CARDUK003

Rock out!!!

1. Ladyscraper - Fuck Off




Price:  £3.00

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VA - Board Meeting Ref: CARDUK004

Diversely funny, harsh, weird and funky. Check it out!
Sorry, this product is currently out of stock.

1. Sharon Smith Quartet - Super Sharon Shooter
2. Nailbomb Cults - 2 Fingers Up Your Arse, Rectal Anarchy Style
3. nwodtleM - Gutted
4. Cutting Pink With Knives - Andalusian Valve
5. Hot Roddy - Conditioner
6. Vinyl Vandal - Horse Race
7. Ladyscraper - 100%Burnt
8. Shitmat - Untitled Work 17 (Because I Couldn't Be Bothered To Finish It)




Price:  £3.00

VA - Board Meeting

Hot Roddy - PessimismHot Roddy - Pessimism  Ref: CARDUK005

Hot Roddy brings a fresh sound - the 3 tracks are all very different from each other: The title track is a hypnotic sitar piece with breakbeats that build up thoughout the song. Track 2 is a humourous piece with a mangled beatbox, while the CD ends with a relaxed strummy ambient tune.

1. Pessimism
2. Corks
3. Noris McWhirter




Price:  £3.00

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Ebola - Flaccid Breaks Ref: CARDUK006

From strange noise to smack in the face grimy breakcore with titbits of videogame melody, this EP from Ebola will floor you.

1. Directive 3
2. Weapons And Power Ups
3. For Toby (I'm Sorry I Was Drunk At The Time) French
4. Stop Interfering




Price:  £3.00

Ebola - Flaccid Breaks

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Chicken Knife - DemoChicken Knife - Demo  Ref: CARDUK007

Shitmat and DJ Scotch Egg harsh and silly assault!

1. Kill Ronald
2. Millet
3. War in R.F.C




Price:  £3.00

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Hyperdriver - The Return of Uncle Charlie Ref: CARDUK008

London's Hyperdriver overloads the system with these 9 short tunes sure to leave exhausted. The highlight is the amazing The Scream (Part 1).

1. Dr Phibes
2. Uncle Charlie
3. Wibbley Wobbley Way
4. Spanish Git-ahhh
5. This is Pop
6. The Scream (Part 1)
7. The Scream (Part 2)
8. It's a Beautiful Day
9. Dr. Phibes (Reprise)




Price:  £3.00

Hyperdriver - The Return of Uncle Charlie

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Britch - ProbeBritch - Probe  Ref: CARDUK009

This single track new release is totally unlike anything else we on HMCR. Been described as 80s David Bowie meets Tom Waits.

1. Probe




Price:  £3.00

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Refuzer v Schizoid - Who Told You it is Democracy? Ref: CARD007

Sorry this item is temporarily out of stock - please contact us if you wish to order.
"50 tiny snatches of demented genius" - Alex B, Sick 'N Twisted - all in 5 minutes!

01-10 Intro To Slaughter / No Religion Can Heal My Soul / Dead Cop / Shoot A Nazi Pig / War Is A Business / Food Not Bombs / Anarchy Now! /Fight The Power / Speak Polish Or Die / Barbie Is A Fuckin' Bitch

11-20 Chaos And Violence - No More Silence / This Noise Produces Riot! We Are Black Army Fraktion / Destroy / Fuck the N.A.F.T.A / System Failure / Here Comes The Dark Age / Masters Can't Sleep At Rest / Break The Chains / Music Is Our Weapon

21-30 Bush Terror Worldwide / Don't Vote / Not A Part Of Their Fascist Regime / Hear See Say / Way Of Doom / TV Lies / Refuse / All The Rich Can Go Fat and Die / Protest And Survive / Livin' In The Shadow Of Nuclear Fear

31-40 Blood Thirsty Machine / Give Us A Truth / D.I.Y. / From Resignation To Direct Action / No Exclusive Terror / Fill Your Life With Something / Hedonistic Generation Makes Me Sick / Game Over / Face It Up / Fight Back

41-50 Rage Makes Me Stronger / War Path / Your Heaven Is My Hell / Unite / Yuppie Killer / Who Told You It Is Democracy / Class War / End Of Exploitation / People Are Not Sheep / Fire Still Burns




Price:  £3.00

Refuzer v Schizoid - Who Told You it is Democracy?


Unitus - The Dungeon MasterUnitus - The Dungeon Master  Ref: CARD016

Digital Black Metal pisstake on Dungeon and Dragons culture! *puts devil sign up with one hand and rolls 20 sided die with other*

1. Sword Plus Three
2. Majic Missile
3. Army of Goblins
4. The Mage




Price:  £3.00

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Skeeter - Enteritis Ref: CARD019

Wickedly edited and dark left-field d'n'b/breakcore. Amazing and melodic with a great hidden track.

1. Delusional Minds
2. The Beast




Price:  £3.00

Skeeter - Enteritis

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Minikomi - Tight BootyMinikomi - Tight Booty  Ref: CARD021

Crunky hip hop with smooth electro and breaks.

1. Tight Booty
2. Poppyseed Crunk




Price:  £3.00

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VA - Getting Down 2 Bizness Ref: HMCRLP001

This is the first piece of vinyl from HMCR, and it showcases the best they have to offer. Since the label is based in Canada and England it is split into 2 distinct sides. The first side is has Oxford's Nailbomb Cults, London's Ladyscraper, and Brighton's nwodtleM. The B side features 3 artists all residing in Toronto, Canada. This is a hardhitting, fun record which has the best tracks each of the acts have to offer

A1 Nailbomb Cults - Cthulhu Rising
The world is under attack as the ancient one rises from it's slumber to destroy everything. Nailbomb Cults sets the stage with monstrous bass and pummelling kicks. By the end this stomper the world is left in tatters, and your mind is seriously shaken by the sheer force.

A2 Ladyscraper - Bleeding From The Butt
Metal influenced grind mixed with abstract gabba and a healthy dose of noise. With this track he reaches a new level of extreme and leaves all others in his dust. Ladyscraper is here to make you bleed!

A3 nwodtleM - One Single Ticket For The Number 13 Please
Nonsense fuelled plunderphonics are the name of the game in this anti-Samaritan track. Kriss Kross meets up with Van Halen and House of Pain among countless others to join forces and kiss copyright laws goodbye. Jump along, but mind the edge.....it's a long drop.

B1 Skeeter - An Overwhelming Sense of Pessimism
Bridging the gap between leftfield drum n bass and breakcore, Skeeter chops the Soul Pride into a million little pieces; rearranging it into a dark and heavy masher.

B2 Crushkill - Ack!!1 One One
Unrelenting industrial beats match up perfectly, in a sorta ying/ying kinda way, with Ack!'s lush melodic pads. It's like realizing the meaning of life while someone is kicking your head in.

B3 Laf-O - Jerky Fader Octopus
Lynn Collins has never quite sounded like this! Laf-O mashes the Think break into a minimal abstract idm/breakcore track with a nice pseudo-serialist melody.




Price:  £6.99

VA - Getting Down 2 Bizness

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